Compulsory Beatings

Ok, I’m back to grumpy.

No.5: Compulsory beatings (i.e: if anyone is found doing so, you are compelled by blaw to beat them viciously) for anyone playing music in a public place via a mobile phone without the use of headphones*.

No.6: Compulsory death sentence for anyone testing Every fucking shitty ringtone thier phone has outside of their own home.

*and I’ll happily pull the fucking trigger.

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