The Snug


A micropub at Carnforth station, and a fine example too: great beer, conversation, no TV, no music, no gaming machines. Casks stored in a chiller at the back of the room. About the only criticism I could make is tall chairs and tables, but besides that, perfect. Short opening hours: 12-2 lunchtimes, 5-9pm Tues-Sat, 12:30-4:30 Sunday.

The Kings Arms


Big seafront pub- a huge space downstairs, open plan, and almost as large in the sports bar upstairs. Not my perfect kind of pub, but it does the family feedbag thing quite well (though we didn’t eat) downstairs, and keeps the loud TVs and shouting upstairs, which seems good to me. Staff friendly, beer not bad at all (and well priced), and there’s a good amount of seafront outside seating, which suited us on a sunny day.

The Eric Bartholomew


Morecambe’s spoons. I don’t think we caught it at a good time, mid afternoon on a sunny bank holiday, but this was the grimmest pub of our holiday. It got off to a bad start with only dark ales on offer- in summer, compounded it by the usual spoons trick of making the toilets a considerable hike, added to it again by not allowing us to take our drinks outside (so why provide fucking tables?), and finished it off with the typical food detritus, sticky table, and noisy children combo that can affect a Wetherspoons all too often. We left, quickly, for the seafront pubs and a pint in relative peace.

The Hest Bank Inn

Hest Bank, near Morecambe:

We had a walk up here, for beer in the sunshine in the beer garden. It’s a very attractive canalside pub, with slightly posh pub food (very good, and not pretentious) and great beer in good condition. The aforementioned beer garden was lovely too: in fact, this was a very nice pub indeed. They’ve kept the balance between pub and restaurant, with a proper bar with no dining tables in one area.

The Robert Gillow


This was a real find. We were walking around the city, and had a choice of here or another nearby pub, and I thought this looked interesting.

I turned out to be right. A pleasant, relaxed atmosphere, fantastic beer, good wine, and free food for all: the option to buy a “suspended soft drink” for people so that the less fortunate could come in and enjoy a drink, some food, and some music. A landlord who opened his doors to the public during floods, and great music. Drinks reasonably priced too, this was a lovely place to spend a few hours relaxing. The free food, we were told, comes partly from short-date donations from supermarkets, supplemented by the pub, and anyone is encouraged to come in and enjoy- something very unusual these days.

The Royal Bar & Hotel


Seafront Hotel, but the bias here is pub over hotel- walk in and it feels like a traditional pub (with some lovely tiling- what remains of the original interior has been restored). It’s in the CAMRA good beer guide, deservedly so- several ales, all in good condition. There’s seafront outside space, friendly staff, good pricing, and a CAMRA discount. Food too, and rooms to stay in upstairs, though I can’t comment on either.

The Pier Hotel


Large seafront pub- inside it’s pretty normal seaside town pub- pub food, karaoke or a singer. Beer was OK- only one ale, and not to my taste, but in good condition. Staff friendly and helpful (getting me a local taxi number), and overall a pleasant experience. Customers more towards the older side- middle-aged upwards- and the entertainment is skewed that way too.

The Palatine


We’d been here 9-10 years ago and liked it, so dropped in for another look. It’s changed, but it’s still a great pub: there’s a food bias, but it hasn’t taken over completely: even on a busy Friday, we were welcome. Beer and wine both good, staff very friendly. The inside is a bit stripped-floorboard gastropub, but it’s still got character, and the food turned out to be great later in the week- the Google description mentions pizza, but there’s other stuff too.

In Ur Pubz, Drinkin Ur Beerz