{"id":150,"date":"2004-06-23T21:22:05","date_gmt":"2004-06-23T20:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=150"},"modified":"2004-06-23T21:22:05","modified_gmt":"2004-06-23T20:22:05","slug":"internet-oracle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=150","title":{"rendered":"Internet Oracle"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve discovered the Internet Oracle<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Here’s a sample from the ‘best of’
\n————————————————————————————————-
\nThe Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:<\/p>\n

> Oracle most wise,
\n>
\n> Is it true people use the Internet for other things besides porn?
\nAnd in response, thus spake the Oracle:<\/p>\n

} Absolutely! You can also spread viruses with the internet. Steal books,
\n} music and videos. And lets not forget the endless supply of “free”
\n} games out there waiting to be downloaded.
\n}
\n} There is a dark side to the internet. Some people put _information_
\n} on their web sites. No nude chicks or pirated music. Actual useful
\n} information about cars, the weather, what’s on TV tonight, etc.
\n} I can’t tell you how much those freaks creep me out. Stay away from
\n} them or next thing you know you might find yourself doing unspeakable
\n} things like studying and research. Imagine what you mom will think when
\n} she finds out you know WAY too much about 18th century Romanian art.
\n}
\n} You owe the Oracle some links to sites about naval warfare in the
\n} late 1500’s. Not for me mind you, its… uh… for a friend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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