{"id":2348,"date":"2013-07-10T22:42:01","date_gmt":"2013-07-10T21:42:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=2348"},"modified":"2013-07-10T22:42:01","modified_gmt":"2013-07-10T21:42:01","slug":"mission-impussible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=2348","title":{"rendered":"Mission Impussible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No exploding tapes or dossiers with 8&#215;10 glossies: It was time for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=2282\">Kitty &#038; QT<\/a> to have a vet visit: vaccination boosters and a check up. <\/p>\n<p>Our kittehs are lovely, but they&#8217;re <a href=\"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=2269\">not keen on being picked up and held<\/a>, and we weren&#8217;t looking forward to getting the cats into carriers. <\/p>\n<p>As it happened, QT was little trouble: a bit of whinging, and one brief struggle, and he was in.<\/p>\n<p>Kitty, as usual, was made of sterner stuff. Hissing, scratching and biting, it took the two of us, lengths of wood to poke her out from under the bed, and a wrap in a towel to get her imprisoned. This time, Stymistress got the wounds.<\/p>\n<p>The next item for our amusement was Kitty almost escaping: we have two cat carriers: one is a Pet Voyager, over 20 years old, and sturdy. We used that for QT, as he&#8217;s a big, lovely lummox of a cat. The other is a generic affair, with a flimsy front door that fell off during Kitty&#8217;s incarceration, was rapidly re-attached, and which she then managed to force open while I was putting my shoes on. A rapid shove and some gaffer tape saved the day for long enough to drive to the vets, but a mournful meow as we drove away signalled that maybe all was not well in the other kitteh prison, as we later discovered when QT was extracted, wet, from a stinky carrier. He&#8217;s such a soft lad, a big, strong cat, but soft as shite.<\/p>\n<p>Once at the vets, warnings were given, but, true to form, they behaved like, well, pussycats. A rapid check over, a quick injection, a note that the cheap carrier was also losing its handle (don&#8217;t fancy dropping Kitty and dealing with an escape on the A461), re-imprison the cats (who went quietly), pay up, and home. Cats released, carrier washed out, and hopefully no more vet visits until next July. <\/p>\n<p>QT has subsequently shown his appreciation by releasing a live mouse in the house (Kitty is more efficient and would kill it), leaving me to capture it in one of the many Indian takeaway containers I&#8217;ve fastidiously collected:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2349\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2349\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/images\/\/20130710_213304.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/images\/\/20130710_213304-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"A meece. Captured by me. I need to have words with those cats.\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/images\/20130710_213304-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/images\/20130710_213304-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2349\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A meece. Captured by me. I need to have words with those cats.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Oh, and a new carrier has been purchased.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No exploding tapes or dossiers with 8&#215;10 glossies: It was time for Kitty &#038; QT to have a vet visit: vaccination boosters and a check up. Our kittehs are lovely, but they&#8217;re not keen on being picked up and held, and we weren&#8217;t looking forward to getting the cats into carriers. As it happened, QT &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=2348\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mission Impussible<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}