{"id":370,"date":"2005-03-07T22:29:59","date_gmt":"2005-03-07T22:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=370"},"modified":"2005-03-07T22:29:59","modified_gmt":"2005-03-07T22:29:59","slug":"dog-umbrella","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=370","title":{"rendered":"Dog Umbrella"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was almost speechless. Kleeneeze, purveyors of franchised uber-tat sold door-to-door by people who seem to believe that selling uber-tat will make them rich and famous* have exceeded even their own standards for stupid bloody products with a Dog Umbrella. Yes, a <em>Dog Umbrella<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>As Kleeneeze don&#8217;t seem to have an organised website, just lots of franchisees looking to make a quick buck, I can&#8217;t provide you with a direct link to their catalog (shame),  so here&#8217;s an even better one: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesavvytraveller.com\/tools\/travelon\/dog_umbrella.htm\">A US site<\/a> that sells matching Dog Umbrella and Person Umbrella, just in case you didn&#8217;t look enough of a div with just the dog one&#8230;..Maybe kleeneeze can spot that hole in the UK market? \u00a3\u00a3\u00a3\u00a3\u00a3\u00a3\u00a3\u00a3\u00a3!<\/p>\n<p>*Though given the state of mind of much of the British public, maybe they stand a chance&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was almost speechless. Kleeneeze, purveyors of franchised uber-tat sold door-to-door by people who seem to believe that selling uber-tat will make them rich and famous* have exceeded even their own standards for stupid bloody products with a Dog Umbrella. Yes, a Dog Umbrella. As Kleeneeze don&#8217;t seem to have an organised website, just lots &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=370\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dog Umbrella<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-wierd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}