{"id":465,"date":"2005-07-30T22:49:52","date_gmt":"2005-07-30T21:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=465"},"modified":"2005-07-30T22:55:43","modified_gmt":"2005-07-30T21:55:43","slug":"team-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=465","title":{"rendered":"Team America"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve finally got round to watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0372588\/\">Team America: World Police<\/a> thanks to MarkyB. Damn It&#8217;s funny. I nearly actually fell off the sofa laughing.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nRated R for graphic crude and sexual humor, violent images and strong language &#8211; all involving puppets.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Predictably, it&#8217;s rather <em>South Park<\/em>. Engage crude and sexual humor:<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nWe&#8217;re dicks! We&#8217;re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don&#8217;t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn&#8217;t appropriate &#8211; and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves&#8230; because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don&#8217;t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don&#8217;t let us fuck this asshole, we&#8217;re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve finally got round to watching Team America: World Police thanks to MarkyB. Damn It&#8217;s funny. I nearly actually fell off the sofa laughing. Rated R for graphic crude and sexual humor, violent images and strong language &#8211; all involving puppets. Predictably, it&#8217;s rather South Park. Engage crude and sexual humor:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}