{"id":499,"date":"2005-10-04T18:59:10","date_gmt":"2005-10-04T17:59:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=499"},"modified":"2005-10-04T18:59:10","modified_gmt":"2005-10-04T17:59:10","slug":"take-it-to-another-level","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=499","title":{"rendered":"Take it to another level"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not usually one for spam, but this one did give me a laugh. It was a HTML mail,  with the subject &#8216;Re: Glass Dildos &#8211; Take it to Another Level!&#8221; but as I refuse to view mail in HTML, I got the usual gibberish text part that tries to bugger up spam filters, and the following gif attachment.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/images\/dildos_01.gif' alt='They\\\\\\&#39;re Glass, and they are dildos' \/><\/p>\n<p>How funny is that?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve removed the click-through (and the wording for it), but otherwise that is genuine, and exactly as received.<\/p>\n<p>Who buys them? If I was the &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=498#comments\">Computer Gay<\/a>&#8216;, would I buy them?<\/p>\n<p>I particularly like that they are &#8216;hand blown&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not usually one for spam, but this one did give me a laugh. It was a HTML mail, with the subject &#8216;Re: Glass Dildos &#8211; Take it to Another Level!&#8221; but as I refuse to view mail in HTML, I got the usual gibberish text part that tries to bugger up spam filters, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=499\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Take it to another level<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eeewww","category-wierd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}