{"id":654,"date":"2006-10-08T21:18:13","date_gmt":"2006-10-08T20:18:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=654"},"modified":"2006-10-09T21:19:44","modified_gmt":"2006-10-09T20:19:44","slug":"airline-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=654","title":{"rendered":"Airline Food"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[offline at 36000ft, having been fed something rather unappetising]<br \/>\nWhy is it that i think <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Airline_food\">airline food<\/a> is a strange and cruel experiment conducted on unwilling volunteers? (with the exception on my big sister who claims to enjoy it, the poor deranged girl&#8230;.)<br \/>\nIt seems to me that they first decide on a food that no sane individual would choose. Then make sure it becomes even less edible after sitting being <strike>warmed<\/strike> festered for a few hours. If at all possible, it should be <i>impossible<\/i> to eat with post 9\/11 plastic cutlery, easy to throw over yourself in a confined space, and, most of all leave you with a deep sense of regret having eaten it.<br \/>\nSeriously, who decides that a tray of festering &#8216;food&#8217; masquerading as a cooked meal represents a good thing to serve on a plane?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[offline at 36000ft, having been fed something rather unappetising] Why is it that i think airline food is a strange and cruel experiment conducted on unwilling volunteers? (with the exception on my big sister who claims to enjoy it, the poor deranged girl&#8230;.) It seems to me that they first decide on a food that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=654\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Airline Food<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,4,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-life","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}