I’ve had a few converstions with my dear stymistress lately along the line of “If I became leader of the known universe, a good few things would change, I can tell you”.<\/p>\n
So i’m going to add a new category: Evil Overlord<\/a>, and as and when I think of new things, they are going in there. Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments. I’ve already consulted the esssential reference material<\/a>.<\/p>\n No. 1: Curfew for the retired, the unemployed, the independently non-working wealthy, and anyone else who doesn’t *have* to travel to work at rush hour, shop at weekends\/evenings etc, preventing them from cluttering up the roads, supermarkets, buses etc when the rest of us are trying to get the chosen odious task over and bloody done with<\/i> as soon as possible.<\/p>\n No.2: An end to aiming the rules and laws at the lowest common denominator<\/a>.<\/p>\n No.3: A state benefit system that pays out to the needy and punishes the lazy.<\/p>\n That’s enough now. I’m starting to sound like a grumpy old bastard.<\/p>\n Oh Hang on then:<\/p>\n No.4: Zero tolerance of scumbags<\/a>, with “scumbag” being defined by me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’ve had a few converstions with my dear stymistress lately along the line of “If I became leader of the known universe, a good few things would change, I can tell you”. So i’m going to add a new category: Evil Overlord, and as and when I think of new things, they are going in … Continue reading Evil Overlord<\/span>