{"id":671,"date":"2006-11-11T19:04:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-11T18:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=671"},"modified":"2006-11-11T19:04:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-11T18:04:00","slug":"compulsory-beatings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=671","title":{"rendered":"Compulsory Beatings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, I&#8217;m back to grumpy.<\/p>\n<p>No.5: Compulsory beatings (i.e: if anyone is found doing so, you are compelled by blaw to beat them viciously) for anyone playing music in a public place via a mobile phone without the use of headphones*. <\/p>\n<p>No.6: Compulsory death sentence for anyone testing <i>Every  fucking shitty ringtone<\/i> thier phone has outside of their own home.<\/p>\n<p>*and I&#8217;ll happily pull the fucking trigger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, I&#8217;m back to grumpy. No.5: Compulsory beatings (i.e: if anyone is found doing so, you are compelled by blaw to beat them viciously) for anyone playing music in a public place via a mobile phone without the use of headphones*. No.6: Compulsory death sentence for anyone testing Every fucking shitty ringtone thier phone has &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=671\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Compulsory Beatings<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evil-overlord","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=671"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}