{"id":674,"date":"2006-11-15T23:32:40","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T22:32:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=674"},"modified":"2022-11-01T20:43:18","modified_gmt":"2022-11-01T20:43:18","slug":"wasting-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=674","title":{"rendered":"Wasting Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, about a year ago it looks like I was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?s=calming\">wasting my time<\/a> as the speed cushions have arrived in the surrounding streets, so:<\/p>\n<p>No.7: A violent, unneccesarily painful death to anyone involved in the installation of speed humps or cushions: hell, any form of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Traffic_calming\">traffic calming<\/a>. This must involve a rusty corkscrew and acid.<\/p>\n<p>No.8: A trip to Golgafrincham for the wastes of space at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.walsall.gov.uk\">Walsall MBC<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>[*writes <i>another<\/i> letter to the councillors*]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, about a year ago it looks like I was wasting my time as the speed cushions have arrived in the surrounding streets, so: No.7: A violent, unneccesarily painful death to anyone involved in the installation of speed humps or cushions: hell, any form of traffic calming. This must involve a rusty corkscrew and acid. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=674\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wasting Time<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evil-overlord","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=674"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/674\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}