{"id":684,"date":"2006-12-02T19:58:58","date_gmt":"2006-12-02T18:58:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=684"},"modified":"2006-12-02T20:00:37","modified_gmt":"2006-12-02T19:00:37","slug":"childcare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=684","title":{"rendered":"Childcare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve spent a bit of today looking after our 5 year old nephews while Mom &#038; Dad were Christmas Shopping. They were actually very (well, actually, incredibly) well behaved, but I still don&#8217;t know how parents manage it:  Our only transgression: telling the BMW driver who somehow failed to see the <em>bright fucking yellow<\/em> Lupo (I&#8217;ve followed it down the M5, and trust me, it&#8217;s visible for about half a mile) to fuck off, as he didn&#8217;t understand the concept of a queue (big surpise there: a tosser in a BMW). Ooops. We did shopping, and even visited a couple of child-friendly pubs, and had a short walk along the canal, and I discovered just what a fat old knacker I am by trying to chase 2 five-year-olds around a play area.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve spent a bit of today looking after our 5 year old nephews while Mom &#038; Dad were Christmas Shopping. They were actually very (well, actually, incredibly) well behaved, but I still don&#8217;t know how parents manage it: Our only transgression: telling the BMW driver who somehow failed to see the bright fucking yellow Lupo &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=684\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Childcare<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}