{"id":72,"date":"2004-04-06T18:03:58","date_gmt":"2004-04-06T17:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=72"},"modified":"2004-04-06T18:03:58","modified_gmt":"2004-04-06T17:03:58","slug":"boring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=72","title":{"rendered":"Boring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I notice from the news yesterday that eurotunnel has <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.co.uk\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&#038;item=3284949854&#038;category=413\">put up a tunnel boring machine for sale on ebay<\/a>.<br \/>\n[dr evil mode on]<br \/>\nHow cool is that. Now I can dig a hole to the centre of the earth, explode a nuclear bomb, and flood the world with hot liquid magma.<br \/>\n[dr evil mode off]<\/p>\n<p>Damn. You have to collect it yourself. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deeply boring<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}