{"id":745,"date":"2007-04-23T20:15:42","date_gmt":"2007-04-23T19:15:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=745"},"modified":"2022-11-01T21:42:03","modified_gmt":"2022-11-01T21:42:03","slug":"the-great-phone-moron-swindle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=745","title":{"rendered":"The Great Phone & Moron Swindle"},"content":{"rendered":"

I see there’s more fuss<\/a> about the phone-in competition scandal. <\/p>\n

Why?<\/p>\n

Apparently this has left some people very upset:<\/p>\n

\nTo find out that I wasn’t [in with a chance] makes me really angry and I want my money back.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Sweet zombie Jebus. Are there *really* people that thick in the world?<\/p>\n

Oh yes. There are. And they watch Watchdog, and have trouble differentiating between soap opera and real life.<\/p>\n

One person has<\/p>\n

\nspent near on \u00a31,000, but you think, ‘Well I’m in with a chance’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

A thousand fucking pounds? Lots of people buy cars for less than that. That would buy you a very nice holiday, for example. That’s more than plenty of people earn in a MONTH- anyone on minimun wage, for example.<\/p>\n

Tell you what. you give me \u00a31000, and I’ll give you some magic beans that stand about as much chance of growing into the sky so you can rob treasure beyond your wildest fuckwitted dreams from a giant. Fuckwit.<\/p>\n

*Is speechless with disbelief, but recovers*<\/p>\n

Evil Overlord No.12: Compulsory institutionalisation for people that thick. For their own protection, and so I don’t have to listen to them whine.<\/p>\n

*shakes head*<\/p>\n

*Realises why the Bumpkin has to whinge about the state of this country, even if he _does_ read the Daily Express.*<\/p>\n

*Realises that reading the Daily Express probably makes you like that*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I see there’s more fuss about the phone-in competition scandal. Why? Apparently this has left some people very upset: To find out that I wasn’t [in with a chance] makes me really angry and I want my money back. Sweet zombie Jebus. Are there *really* people that thick in the world? Oh yes. There are. … Continue reading The Great Phone & Moron Swindle<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evil-overlord","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}