I’ve been meaning to post for a while about this. I don’t listen to the radio that much, but if I do, it’s in the car, on the way to work. This gives me a bit of a conumdrum to work through.<\/p>\n
1. I hate Radio 4. It’s duller than a damp Tuesday in Bracknell if the pubs are shut.<\/p>\n
2. The stymistress detests Kerrang’s breakfast show, and, come to that, all the depressingly chirpy, drivel spouting breakfast show presenters. She has a point here, but I’ll put up with them for the music.<\/p>\n
3. Radio 1? Just fucking don’t, as they say. See (2) above, plus shit music.<\/p>\n
4. Local radio: see (3) above, plus adverts.<\/p>\n
5. Radio 2: ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzz Terry Wogan. Dull, wittering, dull again, very variable music. From OKish to Duuuuuuullllll.<\/p>\n
6. CD. This eems to be the option, but that means you have to remember one.<\/p>\n
Then, the journey home.<\/p>\n
1. Radio 4? Still Dull.<\/p>\n
2. Kerrang. Dear God, does Emma Scott<\/a> not come with a mute button? No, by the looks of things.<\/p>\n 3. Radio 1? Just fucking don’t, as they say.<\/p>\n 4. Local radio: see (3) above, plus adverts. OK, Maybe BRMB, just, at a push. <\/p>\n 5. The Ginger Tossser<\/a>? Not while I have ears and a brain.<\/p>\n 6. Remember 2 CDs? Unlikely.<\/p>\n So that brings me to:<\/p>\n Evil Overlord 13: The arrest and trial of all Radio DJs apart from Mark and Lard<\/a>. Any convicted of excessive chirpiness of vacuousness (as defined by me, of course) are to be imprisoned in a locked room with ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ on an endless loop until they see the error of the ir ways.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’ve been meaning to post for a while about this. I don’t listen to the radio that much, but if I do, it’s in the car, on the way to work. This gives me a bit of a conumdrum to work through. 1. I hate Radio 4. It’s duller than a damp Tuesday in Bracknell … Continue reading Radio Ga Ga<\/span>