{"id":80,"date":"2004-04-18T21:30:22","date_gmt":"2004-04-18T20:30:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=80"},"modified":"2004-04-18T21:30:22","modified_gmt":"2004-04-18T20:30:22","slug":"life-beginning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=80","title":{"rendered":"Life Beginning?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spent yesterday evening at a surprise party for Mark, who has reached the true milestone of being old, 40.<\/p>\n<p>A real highlight was watching him chow down on his cake in the shape of a large pair of breasts, complete with bra and candle nipples. (now there&#8217;s somewhere you really could hang your coat&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/images\/mark.jpg\" alt=\"Chow down!\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spent yesterday evening at a surprise party for Mark, who has reached the true milestone of being old, 40. A real highlight was watching him chow down on his cake in the shape of a large pair of breasts, complete with bra and candle nipples. (now there&#8217;s somewhere you really could hang your coat&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}