{"id":851,"date":"2008-02-19T20:25:28","date_gmt":"2008-02-19T20:25:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=851"},"modified":"2011-05-29T22:48:51","modified_gmt":"2011-05-29T21:48:51","slug":"nice-meal-fkface","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=851","title":{"rendered":"Nice meal, F**kface?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone for a <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/england\/staffordshire\/7253002.stm\">nice meal out<\/a> up the road <a href=\"http:\/\/www.joedeluccis.co.uk\/location.html\">in hoity-fucking-toity Lichfield<\/a>? No-one fancy sausages? Not even to suck gently on? Go on, you know you want to.<\/p>\n<p>Mind you, that&#8217;s what they were bound to say to the proles daring to stray over the border from Walsall \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n&#8220;But we have apologised unreservedly to the girls concerned and said that they&#8217;re very welcome to come back and have a free meal and we&#8217;d like them to.&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s bloody likely. They&#8217;ll probably add &#8216;special sauce&#8217; next time. As a colleague who once worked in the catering trade said to me:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If your food is crap, send it back by all means, and take a discount, but *do not* eat anything they bring back from the kitchen&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone for a nice meal out up the road in hoity-fucking-toity Lichfield? No-one fancy sausages? Not even to suck gently on? Go on, you know you want to. Mind you, that&#8217;s what they were bound to say to the proles daring to stray over the border from Walsall \ud83d\ude09 &#8220;But we have apologised unreservedly to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=851\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Nice meal, F**kface?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}