{"id":855,"date":"2008-02-26T13:29:14","date_gmt":"2008-02-26T13:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=855"},"modified":"2008-02-26T13:29:14","modified_gmt":"2008-02-26T13:29:14","slug":"offline-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=855","title":{"rendered":"Offline again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a masterful stroke of incompetence, I&#8217;m offline again, thanks to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.enterprise.plc.uk\/\">dribbling mongs at Enterprise PLC<\/a>, described as <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Enterprise_Plc\">one of the UK&#8217;s leading support services companies<\/a>, which just goes to show that either:<\/p>\n<p>a) Wikipedia can be innacurate<\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>b)The others are even shitter.<\/p>\n<p>or <\/p>\n<p>c) all of the above.<\/p>\n<p>Bastards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a masterful stroke of incompetence, I&#8217;m offline again, thanks to the dribbling mongs at Enterprise PLC, described as one of the UK&#8217;s leading support services companies, which just goes to show that either: a) Wikipedia can be innacurate or b)The others are even shitter. or c) all of the above. Bastards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,1,4,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","category-general","category-life","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}