{"id":943,"date":"2008-08-21T20:36:47","date_gmt":"2008-08-21T19:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=943"},"modified":"2008-08-21T20:38:40","modified_gmt":"2008-08-21T19:38:40","slug":"facts-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=943","title":{"rendered":"Facts of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the benefit of the living dead driver today in Aldridge:<\/p>\n<p>1. Here at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.direct.gov.uk\/en\/TravelAndTransport\/Highwaycode\/DG_070108\">this handy page<\/a> you will find a handy reference to all the types of pedestrian crossings. You may wish to note that none of these include &#8220;a funny bit of block-paving in a different colour&#8221;, despite whatever you may think. The presence or absence of big lighty things may be help in spotting this.<\/p>\n<p>2. Use of a gear above 2nd is beneficial in many situations and can result in an admirable reduction in noise, fuel usage, pollution, and frustration. 3500 rpm is not a usual cruising rpm around town.<\/p>\n<p>3. On a 2008 VW Polo, the right-hand column stalk can be moved downwards to turn off the wipers if it is not raining. This may help with the whole &#8216;observation&#8217; thing that can be <i>so<\/i> hard. This is otherwise known as &#8216;looking where you are fucking well going&#8217;, I&#8217;m lead to believe.<\/p>\n<p>4. Though cars <i>have<\/i> got bigger, a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Vw_polo#Polo_Mk4F_.282005.E2.80.93present.29\">2008 VW Polo<\/a> is 1650mm wide, not forty fucking feet, and will therefore fit through gaps a little wider than this without difficulty. Certainly, if, as my late father used to say &#8220;You could get a bloody bus through there&#8221;, or indeed as my driving instructor was heard to comment &#8220;you could get the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/RMS_Queen_Mary\">Queen Mary<\/a> through there sideways&#8221;, you can be assured the Polo will fit comfortably. <\/p>\n<p>5. When approaching an island, it is only neccesary to stop to give way to another vehicle. If that vehicle has already turned off, it is perfectly acceptable to continue.<br \/>\nHope that helps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the benefit of the living dead driver today in Aldridge: 1. Here at this handy page you will find a handy reference to all the types of pedestrian crossings. You may wish to note that none of these include &#8220;a funny bit of block-paving in a different colour&#8221;, despite whatever you may think. The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=943\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Facts of the Day<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cars-driving","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}