{"id":949,"date":"2008-08-25T20:28:56","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T19:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=949"},"modified":"2008-08-25T20:30:33","modified_gmt":"2008-08-25T19:30:33","slug":"mockney-twunt-hunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=949","title":{"rendered":"Mockney Twunt Hunt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So then Jamie Oliver, doubtless bored of creating school dinners the pupils refuse to eat, is now claiming we <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/uk\/7580723.stm\">&#8220;care more about getting drunk than eating well&#8221;<\/a>, and thinks that football supporters should (presumably) eat <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jamieoliver.com\/recipes\/salad\/courgette-salad-with-mint-garlic-red-chi\">this shite<\/a> instead of a good honest <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/top-stories\/2008\/08\/24\/fans-dish-it-out-to-tv-jamie-oliver-115875-20710434\/\">pie<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Jamie. Go away. You are a twunt, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.halfbakery.com\/idea\/Jamie_20Oliver_20Must_20Die\">everyone hates you<\/a>. Well, everyone that matters anyway. We don&#8217;t care what you think, now get back on your poxy scooter and ride under a bus. And take the world supply of rocket and sun-dried tomatoes with you.<\/p>\n<p>Now, where did I leave my beer?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So then Jamie Oliver, doubtless bored of creating school dinners the pupils refuse to eat, is now claiming we &#8220;care more about getting drunk than eating well&#8221;, and thinks that football supporters should (presumably) eat this shite instead of a good honest pie. Jamie. Go away. You are a twunt, and everyone hates you. Well, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/?p=949\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mockney Twunt Hunt<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.piglet-net.net\/pigblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}