Longtown, Cumbria:

Our hotel for an overnight stop on our journey north, but clearly a local pub too, the other being The Tavern.

This is the plusher pub, and it’s clearly had a bit of money spent. Great staff, decent enough food, cask ale. TVs were showing MournHub, but not at high volume. Slight downer from local gammons with a show of ignorant racism *and* sexism, but at least they were non-violent.