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This stuff gets a resounding WTF

A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear

Book review again? Well, it makes a change from old goth music.

I can’t even claim an absence of politics with this one, because it will touch on politics. It’s mostly commentary on the US, because this is a US book about a US town, but there’s plenty enough of this sort of fuckwit here in the UK.

The book centres on Grafton, NH, a town that I’ve mentioned before here, and that I find both scary and darkly amusing. Grafton became a centre for libertarians, and an experiment of the Free Town Project, and the TLDR if you want to jump out now is that in an amazing life-imitating-art experience, things didn’t go smoothly.

funding a costly, state-run bear hit squad would require imposing unpopular taxes.
The settlers hated bears with the sizzling, white-hot hatred that comes from living in constant fear. But there was something they hated even more—taxes.

The libertarians want a small state, minimal government, and most of all, few rules and even fewer taxes, and I suppose I can see the appeal, in a very simplistic view. We’d all rather keep all of our income, and be free to do as we wish, but as I mentioned previously, this is problematic.

Libertarians have a vision for America that includes lots of personal freedom, very little government, and a pure marketplace that will sort out societal problems like climate change, education inequality, and rising health care costs.

One of the biggest issues, along with many people on that spectrum, like the free speechers, is that they generally find the structures and rules of society problematic when they are asked to contribute, but still want the benefits. The book tells the tale of how Grafton’s public services crumbled:

roads, bridges, town offices, lighting, police mobility, and more—were sacrificed as casualties in the all-important battle to keep property taxes low.

In 1909, not long after it first declined to fund a fire department, Grafton stymied a plan to build a $150 police station, leaving a chain of police chiefs no choice but to work, conduct interviews, and store criminal records in their own homes for the next eighty-two years.

and with them actually went other things like the only shop. It touches on how nearby Canaan, which opted for a less mental tax system, thrived by comparison and grew, because it provided the amenities people wanted to see.

It tells how some of the free town folks may have questionable motivations for wanting freedom:

Larry Pendarvis, the oldest of the group at sixty-one. Pendarvis was traveling under the pseudonym “Zack Bass,” possibly to prevent anyone from linking him with his time working an office job for a health unit within Florida’s Department of Health and Rehabilitative Services. That job had been abruptly terminated when coworkers, suspicious of his secretive computer habits, found digital files that led to a conviction for 129 counts of child pornography

but also has some (admittedly dark) humour: One Libertarian, desperate to show how he wouldn’t be oppressed by laws banning parties and enforcing mask wearing during the pandemic, arranged a party meeting:

then Act 3 took place on December 9. Having led the House for barely more than a week, Hinch died of COVID-19.

So then: why the bear?

Well, the area had a long-standing bear population, and the dual issues of people insisting that they weren’t going to be told what to do about the bears (don’t leave accessible garbage or other food, for example) and the lack of effective control by the state means that the bear thing gets out of hand, all because of a desire to avoid taxation.

It’s an entertaining read, with the real-life characters being by turn amusing and stunning, like the one character who buys the town’s church to live in, tries to declare his own religion in order to avoid tax, but is initially thwarted because his ideals prevent him from acknowledging the IRS (he later solves that issue by selling the property to a consortium).

Take it to another level

I’m not usually one for spam, but this one did give me a laugh. It was a HTML mail, with the subject ‘Re: Glass Dildos – Take it to Another Level!” but as I refuse to view mail in HTML, I got the usual gibberish text part that tries to bugger up spam filters, and the following gif attachment.

They\\\'re Glass, and they are dildos

How funny is that?

I’ve removed the click-through (and the wording for it), but otherwise that is genuine, and exactly as received.

Who buys them? If I was the ‘Computer Gay‘, would I buy them?

I particularly like that they are ‘hand blown’.

Dog Umbrella

I was almost speechless. Kleeneeze, purveyors of franchised uber-tat sold door-to-door by people who seem to believe that selling uber-tat will make them rich and famous* have exceeded even their own standards for stupid bloody products with a Dog Umbrella. Yes, a Dog Umbrella.

As Kleeneeze don’t seem to have an organised website, just lots of franchisees looking to make a quick buck, I can’t provide you with a direct link to their catalog (shame), so here’s an even better one: A US site that sells matching Dog Umbrella and Person Umbrella, just in case you didn’t look enough of a div with just the dog one…..Maybe kleeneeze can spot that hole in the UK market? £££££££££!

*Though given the state of mind of much of the British public, maybe they stand a chance…..

Knob

LeeW sent me an interesting link. You would have to be a right knob to buy this knob, surely. I fail to see how given all the other variables the micro-vibrations on your volume control potentiometer can make any discernible difference. Still there you go.

Beside knobs, it’s been the jolly old drag back to work. Discovering why it’s not a good idea to use desktop-class IDE disks in ‘servers’ (click….click….click- we were desperate), happily tailgating* up and down the M5, and increasing my caffeine intake back up. I’ve just happily discovered that what I thought was a batch of dodgy CDRs was in fact a dodgy burner by the looks of things (after ordering new CDRs, so now a new DVD-Burner is on it’s way. Aaaar me hearties. Movie piracy here we come. Where did I leave that copy of decss?

So far I’ve resisted the tempation to surf the web in bed on the Zaurus, as that seems a step too far even for me. (Yeah baby, do you want to see my bash shell?)

*this is a joke. I think.