I was almost speechless. Kleeneeze, purveyors of franchised uber-tat sold door-to-door by people who seem to believe that selling uber-tat will make them rich and famous* have exceeded even their own standards for stupid bloody products with a Dog Umbrella. Yes, a Dog Umbrella.

As Kleeneeze don’t seem to have an organised website, just lots of franchisees looking to make a quick buck, I can’t provide you with a direct link to their catalog (shame), so here’s an even better one: A US site that sells matching Dog Umbrella and Person Umbrella, just in case you didn’t look enough of a div with just the dog one…..Maybe kleeneeze can spot that hole in the UK market? £££££££££!

*Though given the state of mind of much of the British public, maybe they stand a chance…..