Last night was unususal for a Friday: I spent 30 min or so sorting out Backup Exec at work from the comfort of my living room, surfed the web a bit, and watched TV, as opposed to the more usual pub/restaurant activity.

I don’t watch a great deal of TV usually. Friday night TV is a bit better than usuual though. Futurama, The Simpsons, and some comedy.
However, one thing really did rile me.
Vernon f****ing Kay. What a lovable, cheeky, fun loving chappie he is. I’d willingly flay him alive and roll him in salt. He’s just as objectionable as Jamie ‘has to pay for it’ Theakston, or even Jamie Oliver
This particular outburst was triggered by the Doritos advert where at the end his hideous face appears between the legs of a female dancer and declares ‘I love a brazillian, me‘.
Well, we all know what is usually right next to a brazillian, don’t we?