Text Mongs, or rather mobile phone mongs, really annoy me. I’ve ranted about txt spk (and sms in general)before now, but what I’ve resolutely failed to do is attack the mobile phone mong.

Often teenage, often female, walking along in front of you, wandering around, with the full attention of their limited mind on sending (presumably) inane text messages to their vacuous mates. Send the messages if you must, but piss off out of the way while you do it.