Anyone for a nice meal out up the road in hoity-fucking-toity Lichfield? No-one fancy sausages? Not even to suck gently on? Go on, you know you want to.

Mind you, that’s what they were bound to say to the proles daring to stray over the border from Walsall 😉

“But we have apologised unreservedly to the girls concerned and said that they’re very welcome to come back and have a free meal and we’d like them to.”

That’s bloody likely. They’ll probably add ‘special sauce’ next time. As a colleague who once worked in the catering trade said to me:

“If your food is crap, send it back by all means, and take a discount, but *do not* eat anything they bring back from the kitchen”.