Do you know, I was all ready to have a rant about BMW drivers, following the one today who pulled alongside the nearside of my car while I was turning right today (out of a horrendously busy junction). I looked at him somewhat questioningly, and he proceeded to explain (once I lowered the window) that the ‘only way to get out of the junction’ was to pull halfway out.
This would leave you here in the middle of the A38 (the very busy green road). I had a low opinion of this course of action (it being both stupid and ignorant), so ignored him, at which point he tried to edge out around me. Cool. I should point out that I’m not known for over-cautious driving. Ask anyone unfortunate enough to have been in the passenger seat.

Howver, every other BMW driver tonight has been courteous and considerate (this is true- the good ones won about 10-1), so that’s a stereotype done for. Anyway there’s already a few jokes.