The above phrase is often used to describe software: Free as in speech (you can alter the source code) or free as in beer (it doesn’t cost you money). Last night I experienced beer that was free as in beer, consumer testing bitter.

Only thing was, it was all crap.

So I had to go for a pint or four of wife beater to take the taste away after, and narrowly missed a hangover….and on a school night too.